Friday, April 25, 2014
Sunday, December 20, 2009
CBH Xmas 2009!
Holiday tidings and cheer, assholes! Pull up a nice glass of eggnog and enjoy a special Christmas episode of The Comic Book Haters! The boys talk about some bible shit and the Venture Brothers. Damn, that's some spiritual shit. Download here!
Labels: R. Crumb, Venture Brothers, Xmas
Monday, December 14, 2009
Episode CLXI- The Return of the CBH!
Like a Scirocco blowing through the desert- not the wind, but a shitty VW Scirocco that's low on gas and rusting through the floorboards, CBH comes blowing through your iPods and personal media players!
Witness the return of the CBH! And the addition of DJ Fonzi, who used to be DJ Whipcream, who used to be about 3 or 4 other names, too.
Have we "jumped the shark?" Hells yeah we have, but that was like a hundred and forty episodes ago.
So sit back and enjoy the mellow sounds of the CBH boys discussing the finer points of Sweet Tooth, Beetle Bailey, and Hagar the Horrible.
Download here, if you dare!
Labels: beer, Beetle Bailey, Hagar, Sweet Tooth
Monday, September 28, 2009
Check Yer Head...Comix, Level 15
Cacadoodiepoopoopeepeecacadoodiepoopoopeepeecacadoodiepoopoopeepee!
Click here for the lowdown, dig?
Labels: Check Yer Head Comix
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Check Yer Head...Comix episode 14
The sweet, dulcet tones of home... And a voice of idiocy amongst the retarded. Let's just dance between the raindrops, you and I. Mind you, when them music stops, I'm yankin' the seat out from under yer ass.
Because this cake-walk is mine. And so is that cake, muhmukkah.
Clicky clicky for CYH episode 14.
Labels: Check Yer Head Comix
Monday, July 13, 2009
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 2 (Streaming)
The Comic Book Haters - Season Three, Episode Two from The Comic Book Haters on Vimeo.
Here's the streaming edition of CBHIVSS2E2, acronymphiles! Alright, so technically that isn't an acronym. Well, acronymphiles isn't even a word; so there!!
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 2
(The file is large and the download might be slower than usual. A streaming version will be available tomorrow for impatient assholes who don't mind waiting an extra day.)
Labels: shit-sausages, Shitacular, video indie spotlight
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 1
Click here to download this thrilling debut episode of Season Three. Streaming episode will be available tomorrow!
Labels: Blazing Combat, Fantagraphics, video indie spotlight
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Shitbook
Labels: Shitbook
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
We're not dead!
We have been working on a new CBH project, which will be premiering shortly. So sit tight, true believers. And go fuck yourselves in the meantime.
Labels: not dead, Sloofus has a problem
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Check Yer Head...Comix- Lucky Turd-een
Are you in the mood for a headache? Well, ME NEITHER. So, remember the show's called "Check Yer Head...Comix". First: we check your head (think HOCKEY), THEN...we talk about Comix. Note the three dots that separate the head thing from the comix thing.
So, load that bowl, pop that top, strip down to yer comfy undies (boxers are more covering, my friends...we don' wanna see yer junk), and get ready for a brag-fest! Happy Birthday, muhmukkahs! Click here to get it.
Labels: Check Yer Head Comix
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Episode CLX- Operation: Smeg-up
Hey everybody! It seems like the last episode was a month ago or more! WOW! Isn't time weird?
Speaking of time, a new Doctor Who is out! AND a new Red Dwarf! Nerds the world over have all smegged in their pants. (Their own pants, sadly.) Put this together with a new CBH episode and you truly have a shitacular week.
So click here if you want to hear Sloofus and Schooly talk about some shitty comic called Warlord as well as a sneak peak at the new Doctor Who and Red dwarf episodes.
Enjoy! See you next month! (That may be a joke- but it might not be. Time will tell. Shut up- this shit is free.)
Labels: Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, shit-sausages, Smeg-head, Warlord
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Episode CLIX- Not "Clix" but the Roman Numeral for 159- All Along the Watchmen Tower
Who watches The Watchmen? Not me, I can tell you that. But Sloofus did. And he can't stop gushing about the goddamn movie. But what did the Haters think of the actual comic? Do you really want to know? Click here to hear two half-wits give their impressions.
Yes, I know the picture is a repeat. But it's fucking funny. Stop bitching. This shit is free.
Labels: ass-hattery, comic book movies, giggle-shits, Watchmen
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Episode CLVIII- Attack of the Comic-con Haters!
Hey, y'all. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys (minus Umbrellaman) visited a comic-con? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys visited the NEW YORK comic- con? How about if they talked about it afterwards?
This episode's highlights:
- Sloofus spills an $8 drink at the entrance of podcast alley
- Schooly plays a bunch of videogames drunk, just like he does every night at his home
- Umbrellaman stays home and pulls his pud because he didn't go to NYCC
Click here to check this shit out, yo.
Labels: assholes, beer, comic books, ComicCon, NYCC
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
FBD- Hulk vs. Thing
Labels: FBD, Hulk, missing dongs, rocky orange dongs, shriveled green dongs, Thing
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Episode CLVII- 1st Anuual CBH Academy Awards Shitacular
We here at CBH Command have had plenty of Shitaculars in the the past: the one about when Cappy got killed, the one where Sloofus lost his wallet in a hooker, and another one, too. But this Shitacular is special. Please join the CBH boyz (please check local listings for spelling correctness) as they weigh in on shit that no one really cares that much about. Click here to express your displeasure. All derision should be hurled toward thecomicbookhaters at yahoo dot com.
Labels: Academy Awards, country dicking, Shitacular, Sloofus has a problem
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Check Yer Head...Comix episode 11: Earache my eye
Even if you don't like Underground Comix (heathen...), or even KNOW what that means, you will dig this shit. Get ready for the best mix of music, Idolatry and inebriated idiocy that this one Herbivore (snicker...) can muster. Personally, I couldn't care less if you downloaded this Pudcast, but if it entertains the shit out of me THIS much, it's gotta be a little fun for you, too. Check it.
Labels: Check Yer Head Comix, underground comics
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Episode CLVI- The Dreaded Metacast!
Well, it's happened. We've done a State of the Podcast Address. Listen in as we don't really discuss any comic book shit. But we do talk about some interesting issues confronting the CBH team. Is a format change really in the works? Is Cappy actually hospitalized with a "social disease?" Will the CBH run out of beer money? The horror... THE HORROR!
You don't have to give a shit, but please give a listen, won't you?
Labels: assholes, bicycle seats, metacast., shit-sausages