We're not dead!

Hey everybody. Just a note to let you know that didn't drink ourselves to death yet (though I haven't seen Cappy in a while, nor the Umbrellaman...)

We have been working on a new CBH project, which will be premiering shortly. So sit tight, true believers. And go fuck yourselves in the meantime.

Episode CLVII- 1st Anuual CBH Academy Awards Shitacular

We here at CBH Command have had plenty of Shitaculars in the the past: the one about when Cappy got killed, the one where Sloofus lost his wallet in a hooker, and another one, too. But this Shitacular is special. Please join the CBH boyz (please check local listings for spelling correctness) as they weigh in on shit that no one really cares that much about. Click here to express your displeasure. All derision should be hurled toward thecomicbookhaters at yahoo dot com.

Episode CXXXII- What's a 7-Letter-Word for "Shitty Aardvark?"

Howdy, pardners! Pull yourself up a rock, take a load off your feet from a long day of trail ridin' and enjoy a nice long draught of podcasty goodness. The ol' CBH ranch is serving up a healthy dose of hatin' on Cerebus this week. Mighty fine, if you ask me. Sloofus sure is in love with that shit-eating aardvark and Schooly, well, Ol' Schooly is his hateful self as usual.

But that's not all! After the main course, the CBH serves up a delicious round of goings on around the ranch- y'know, forum news and whatnot and such.

After that, the boys deliver on their listener submission policy and bring to your ears a news submission by Baxter. I think Baxter might a got hisself bit by a rattler or something. I dunno- something sure is going on with that feller.

Click here to take a load off and enjoy, if yer man enough, tenderfoot.

Episode CXIV- Steve Canyon: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Doesn't he look just fabulous? What a rakish tilt that hat has! I swear, his swagger is practically obscene; OBSCENE, I tell you!

Well, he looks like a bit of rough trade to me, I don't mind telling you.

Well, I wouldn't kick him out of my cockpit if the ride gets a little turbulent, if you catch my drift!

You're so bad! I'll bet he's got notches on his belt for every bogey he's ever splashed. And I'll bet he's on his third or fourth belt by now!

You're such a bitch, Schooly. Really!

Join the boys as they discuss some gay-ass olde timey comic strip that Sloofus practically shoots a load all over. It's lame as hell but it's short and free. Join us here, won' t you? Members only, please, if you know what I mean...