Episode CLVII- 1st Anuual CBH Academy Awards Shitacular

We here at CBH Command have had plenty of Shitaculars in the the past: the one about when Cappy got killed, the one where Sloofus lost his wallet in a hooker, and another one, too. But this Shitacular is special. Please join the CBH boyz (please check local listings for spelling correctness) as they weigh in on shit that no one really cares that much about. Click here to express your displeasure. All derision should be hurled toward thecomicbookhaters at yahoo dot com.

The CBH Summer Concert Series #2: The Music of The Comic Book Haters

Hey everybody. This week's episode is a little different. In our second installment of the CBH Summer Concert Series, we've put together a bunch of CBH tunes that we've had cluttering up the Funnybook Dungeon hard drives. Some you might recognize as we've used bits and pieces here and there on the show. Some you've never heard before. Here's the tracklisting:

1. Aquaman is Dead and It's Our Fault
2. If This Be My Destiny
3. The Superfriends Don't Give A Fuck
4. Somers Point Pimpin'
5. This Is The Comic Book Haters
6. Somers Point Pimpin' 2
7. Pop Pop Pop
8. Umbrellamanin' (Instrumental)
9. CBH is in the House
10. You Always Have All the Answers, Green Arrow
11. Back, Ye Minions of Hell
12. (You're) Having My Baby- by Comic Book Robot
13. A Man of Shadow (CBH Theme)

Click here to experience the aural mind-fuck of a lifetime.

Episode CXLIII- Uh, Captain? Rise Up and Hear the Bells, Asshole.

Join the CBH crew as they discuss Captain America, issues 1-5, by a guy named Kirby Something-or-other and some other guy.


Also in this episode: an announcement of national impotence. Or importance. Whatever. Just click here to get the damn episode.

Episode CXL- All We Are Is Shit In The Wind

I close my eyes, only for a moment; and the moment's gone.

Jesus, I knew I put it somewhere. Fuck! Where is it?

All my dreams- pass before my eyes with curiosity.

What the fuck was that? No, not that. That was fuckin' weird...

Same old song: Just a drop of water in an endless sea.

Yeah, I'm always losing this shit. C'mon Schooly, keep it together.

All we do crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see.

Fuck! I ruined it again. I've got to start over.

Nothing lasts forever but the Earth and sky.

Shit, there it is! Click here to download this episode.

By the way, we review Kick-Ass and Daybreak in this episode.

Episode CXXXIX- Wonderment and Bullshit

Greetings, ladies and shit-sausages. I'll cut right to the chase this week. Join the CBH boys as they offer their thoughts on Iron Man- both the movie and the comic. They also hand out a good old fashioned round of "fuck you"s. This is much better than the good old fashioned country-dickin' that we gave your mother last Mother's Day, I think you'll agree.

So click here, bitches and germs, or whatever that fucking old timey phrase says.