Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 2

Hey there, shit-sausages. How's it hanging? Would you like to see what the CBH crew has been up to? You would? Well, howsafuckingbout that? You're in luck, fucktards. The Indie Video Spotlight now includes CBH-Videocity- a patented technique wherein moving pictures will be displayed on your computermachines or video-enabled-iVictrolas. Join the CBH fellas as they peruse an indie book called Arcade of Cruelty. Check it out, won't you? Clicky-clicky here, bucko.

(The file is large and the download might be slower than usual. A streaming version will be available tomorrow for impatient assholes who don't mind waiting an extra day.)

Episode CLX- Operation: Smeg-up

Hey everybody! It seems like the last episode was a month ago or more! WOW! Isn't time weird?

Speaking of time, a new Doctor Who is out! AND a new Red Dwarf! Nerds the world over have all smegged in their pants. (Their own pants, sadly.) Put this together with a new CBH episode and you truly have a shitacular week.

So click here if you want to hear Sloofus and Schooly talk about some shitty comic called Warlord as well as a sneak peak at the new Doctor Who and Red dwarf episodes.

Enjoy! See you next month! (That may be a joke- but it might not be. Time will tell. Shut up- this shit is free.)

Episode CLVI- The Dreaded Metacast!

Well, it's happened. We've done a State of the Podcast Address. Listen in as we don't really discuss any comic book shit. But we do talk about some interesting issues confronting the CBH team. Is a format change really in the works? Is Cappy actually hospitalized with a "social disease?" Will the CBH run out of beer money? The horror... THE HORROR!

You don't have to give a shit, but please give a listen, won't you?

Episode CL- The Big One-Five-Oh

Sloofus:
Since the late Greco-Roman period, mankind has celebrated the Fifty. Whether it be doubled, trebled, or merely laying by itself, a five followed by naught is not a force to be reckoned with. For their hundred and fiftieth episode, the Comic Book Haters take a walk down reckoning lane, as they present some of the greatest moments of the show's rich history. Hosted by a slew of CBH regulars (and quite a few irregulars), the CBH 150th Special Spectacular features a plethora of choice cuts, which have been carefully selected at random. It's a special double-sized, media-savvy, week-late celebration, and you're all invited. Except for you, Cappy.


Schooly:
Can you believe it, listener(s)? We've pumped out 150 episodes of this shit. And you keep coming back for more. Well, the joke really is on you because we put so little thought and effort into this episode, we're practically STEALING your money! Fuck you, asshole(s). You'll be so pissed that you paid good money for this shit that you'll be demanding we pay you back for time and suffering, too.

Ok, I've just been informed that not only do you, dear listener(s), not pay for this podcast, but I'm also not getting paid. What the fuck. No wonder Sloofus looks at me like I'm fucking crazy when I bitch about him giving me my checks.

Well, fuck it all. If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in the park, taking pictures of Umbrellaman sniffing bicycle seats at the bike rack.

Just click here to download this piece of shit.

Episode CXLIII- Uh, Captain? Rise Up and Hear the Bells, Asshole.

Join the CBH crew as they discuss Captain America, issues 1-5, by a guy named Kirby Something-or-other and some other guy.


Also in this episode: an announcement of national impotence. Or importance. Whatever. Just click here to get the damn episode.

Episode CXXXIX- Wonderment and Bullshit

Greetings, ladies and shit-sausages. I'll cut right to the chase this week. Join the CBH boys as they offer their thoughts on Iron Man- both the movie and the comic. They also hand out a good old fashioned round of "fuck you"s. This is much better than the good old fashioned country-dickin' that we gave your mother last Mother's Day, I think you'll agree.

So click here, bitches and germs, or whatever that fucking old timey phrase says.