Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Episode CXXVII - The CBH Ain't Nothing to Fuck With
It's really a sin to ask for much more than that, so let's end this little exercise in frivolity right here and now, shall we? Just download the episode from this link if it seems like something you'd be interested in. Otherwise, go follow another link that's more to your liking. Lord knows there are plenty of other websites out there. Why not try one that features pretty women baring it all?
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Haters Usurp Doomsday!
When reached for comment, G replied "What the fuck kind of question is that? And wouldn't you have pants on if you were a real reporter?" Even more puzzling is the fact that CBH mainstay Umbrellaman has yet to create an account on the aforementioned site.
When questioned on the necessity of a forum for a podcast which draws in such a selective audience, series co-host DJ Sloofus felt it generated a sense of 'community.' "Yeah, not 'community' like brotherhood and happiness," he said. "It's more like one of those reality-communities, where nobody even knows each other, and they pretty much hate everyone they do know."
For a limited time only, the CBH and its subsidiaries have formed a partnership with O'Haroptics, Inc. which will allow all listeners to sign up for the forum absolutely free of charge. A small fee will be required for activation, and standard 'time-usage' charges will accrue.
The forum can be accessed thusly.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Episode CXXVI - The Wind Between Our Cheeks
Friday, January 11, 2008
Back from the Dead
I am not dead yet. I have been busy, but I have BIG PLANS! Which may or may not turn into BIG THINGS! But a Doomsday Thingy revival is imminent. You could call it DoomThing ReduX, though I wouldn't.
Thanks for bragging me up on your show. I like hearing things about myself on the Internet. Even that horrible rumour that I had sex with was flattering, in a way. It was the public's way of saying that I was above them, and must be brought down to their disgusting level. Thanks ya'll!
Please post this on the blog so I don't have to explain all of this to the Doombots (Which is what I'm calling people foolish to pledge their allegiance to us).
In other news, our crappy forum appears to have shit the bed once again.