Back from the Dead

This missive arrived at CBHQ earlier today from none other than Ryan O'Hara himself...

Dear Haters,

I am not dead yet. I have been busy, but I have BIG PLANS! Which may or may not turn into BIG THINGS! But a Doomsday Thingy revival is imminent. You could call it DoomThing ReduX, though I wouldn't.

Thanks for bragging me up on your show. I like hearing things about myself on the Internet. Even that horrible rumour that I had sex with Paris Hilton was flattering, in a way. It was the public's way of saying that I was above them, and must be brought down to their disgusting level. Thanks ya'll!

Please post this on the blog so I don't have to explain all of this to the Doombots (Which is what I'm calling people foolish to pledge their allegiance to us).

- R

In other news, our crappy forum appears to have shit the bed once again.