Back from the Dead
I am not dead yet. I have been busy, but I have BIG PLANS! Which may or may not turn into BIG THINGS! But a Doomsday Thingy revival is imminent. You could call it DoomThing ReduX, though I wouldn't.
Thanks for bragging me up on your show. I like hearing things about myself on the Internet. Even that horrible rumour that I had sex with was flattering, in a way. It was the public's way of saying that I was above them, and must be brought down to their disgusting level. Thanks ya'll!
Please post this on the blog so I don't have to explain all of this to the Doombots (Which is what I'm calling people foolish to pledge their allegiance to us).
In other news, our crappy forum appears to have shit the bed once again.