Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Haters Usurp Doomsday!

As part of Schooly G's effervescent attempt to overtake at least 51% of the internet(s), the Comic Book Haters have staked claim towards Ryan O'Hara's Doomsday Thingy forum, a move which is being described in some camps as "violent," if not downright "ballsy."
When reached for comment, G replied "What the fuck kind of question is that? And wouldn't you have pants on if you were a real reporter?" Even more puzzling is the fact that CBH mainstay Umbrellaman has yet to create an account on the aforementioned site.
When questioned on the necessity of a forum for a podcast which draws in such a selective audience, series co-host DJ Sloofus felt it generated a sense of 'community.' "Yeah, not 'community' like brotherhood and happiness," he said. "It's more like one of those reality-communities, where nobody even knows each other, and they pretty much hate everyone they do know."
For a limited time only, the CBH and its subsidiaries have formed a partnership with O'Haroptics, Inc. which will allow all listeners to sign up for the forum absolutely free of charge. A small fee will be required for activation, and standard 'time-usage' charges will accrue.

The forum can be accessed thusly.


Blogger Ryan O'Hara said...

I feel like Poland.

1/17/2008 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous D DeBrad h said...

Yet you look Albanian. Noodle that one for awhile.

1/20/2008 10:16:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan O'Hara said...

Sign up for the forum, jerks. There's a real live (human) girl there.

1/21/2008 03:24:00 AM  

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