CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Seven

Ahhhhhhh.....that's better. Niiiiiice and quiet. Looks like things are lightening up a bit here. How's about a whole show where you don't get bitched at? Even better than that, we talk about comix through the whole show! No, I'm serious!
Unfortunately, it's only half as long as usual.
You gotta take the good with the bad, y'all...and determine which is which.
Either way, you'd be screwed in the head if you didn't download this here pudcast.
And, make sure yer smiler ain't broke.

HATE TV: Halloween Spooktackular Spookaganza!

For Halloween, the CBH crew have hand-crafted an entirely organic experience for each and every one of their listeners (except those on the left-coast). A video special, featuring a surprise appearance by the newest CBH character: the mysterious Bagman! Yes, folks, Bagman has returned from nowhere to give off some pleasant vibery and indecent proposals. The spooks, ghouls, ghosts and goblins of yesteryear will all be present, though certainly not accounted for. If none of this makes any sense, it's probably because it's all being written as quickly as these shriveled hands can type. Just download the fucking video special, won't you? Happy Halloween, fuddruckers!

CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Six

Hey, I've got a great idea! You tell your mom you're stayin' at my house, an' I'll tell MY mom I'm stayin' at YOUR house, and we'll hang out at the park, smoke and catch toads, so's we can shove firecrackers in their mouth, an'...hey, where'ya goin'? Well, we can at least download this here pudcast from eclipsespilce, and laugh our nutz off, right? Allright, cool. I'll go score a lid. Meet you back here in 30 minutes.

Episode CL- The Big One-Five-Oh

Sloofus:
Since the late Greco-Roman period, mankind has celebrated the Fifty. Whether it be doubled, trebled, or merely laying by itself, a five followed by naught is not a force to be reckoned with. For their hundred and fiftieth episode, the Comic Book Haters take a walk down reckoning lane, as they present some of the greatest moments of the show's rich history. Hosted by a slew of CBH regulars (and quite a few irregulars), the CBH 150th Special Spectacular features a plethora of choice cuts, which have been carefully selected at random. It's a special double-sized, media-savvy, week-late celebration, and you're all invited. Except for you, Cappy.


Schooly:
Can you believe it, listener(s)? We've pumped out 150 episodes of this shit. And you keep coming back for more. Well, the joke really is on you because we put so little thought and effort into this episode, we're practically STEALING your money! Fuck you, asshole(s). You'll be so pissed that you paid good money for this shit that you'll be demanding we pay you back for time and suffering, too.

Ok, I've just been informed that not only do you, dear listener(s), not pay for this podcast, but I'm also not getting paid. What the fuck. No wonder Sloofus looks at me like I'm fucking crazy when I bitch about him giving me my checks.

Well, fuck it all. If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in the park, taking pictures of Umbrellaman sniffing bicycle seats at the bike rack.

Just click here to download this piece of shit.

CBH Break Through with Mega-Special Spectacularcity

INTERNET, USA: Shitsville, NJ. The Comic Book Haters Partnership Organization Group announced earlier this evening that it would soon be offering up a new, exciting form of podcast interactionship. Yet another 'special' will see distrubution to honor an unknown landmark. "It's a real treat," said a member of the inner board. When asked about the veracity of the situation, he later replied "I can honestly say, these boys have blown away all the stops for this one. I mean it. Really. Stop laughing."
Though the exact nature of the project remains unknown, even by the producers, a few facts have surfaced. First, the next episode marks the crew's 150th endeavor. "That's not really true," remarked Frank Firtzoff, noted CBH historian. "When you add up all the interviews, side projects, and all that type shit, it's probably closer to 200. Hey, stop laughing!"

CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Five

There's some hate mixed in with the love this week. EclipsespilcE bashes your head in for 15 minutes with his insane views on how the world should be, backed up with an unhealthy dose of hardcore. Talking about the music AND the rant. But, don't fret (diddlydiddlywangwang), he comes back around to tell you the intimate details of a beautiful underground comix masterpiece that you will never be able to find...we dare ya. It's meat is murder and meef comix this week on straight up yer butt CHECK YER HEAD...COMIX. You have been warned.

CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Four

Well, here we go again, folks. In rare, rear form tonight, EclipsespilcE winds up his two part love letter to Richard Corben (Platonic, for sure), and makes fun of himself BEFORE you get a chance to (nyahhh...). When asked his opinion of last week's episode, Mr. Corben had this to say:

"Hi [EclipsespilcE],
I appreciate your podcast activities concerning Corben. It is very
flattering and I thank you, but I look forward to your efforts on more
worthy subjects.
Best wishes,
Richard Corben."

FOOL! Your humility is lost on me, Sir! I know not even the meaning of the word! In fact, I've totally lost track of my own train of thought!! Have at thee, with the compendium of yer own work, tossed back at you like a flying cream pie! There's only one stooge on this stage, and it's gotta be me, 'cause I got pie ALL OVER mah face, dangit!

Download this shit right here, sucker.

Indie Video Spotlight - Season 2, Episode 3

Have you, like millions of other viewers, been enjoying season three of the CBH Indie Video Spotlight? If you have, good news: there's another one coming your way today! If you haven't, good news: this is the last one of season two! Once again, the focus of the CBH Indie Video Spotlight is on a Fantagraphics book. Come on, indie publishers; isn't anyone else willing to part with a review copy? Check out all the exposure you get. The CBH Indie Spotlight reaches millions, millions, MILLIONS of viewers! Well, in theory it does, anyway. Click here to enjoy the season finale.

Beginnings and Endings...

...and, that about wraps it up! Much thanks to Brad Hodges of Derivative Comix for creating 30-some episodes of the Funnybook Dungeon webcomic. Be sure to check out his website for any future creative endeavors. Aspiring webcomic artists, if you'd like to pick up the baton, shoot an email to thecomicbookhaters@yahoo.com. Be sure to wash your hands first, though. You don't know where that baton has been.

Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Three

This one's a real mind-bender, folks. Recorded in the aftermath of Ike, from the eye of the storm in Houston, Tx. (no foolin', y'all. Eye of Ike passed right over my roof), comes another half-hour of trippy, freaky rants about stuff your daddy never told you about. Underground Comix. Equpped with a twisted sense of humor, and expensive recording equipment (not really), eclipsespilce tries to pickle your head and tickle your fancy. Come on, it's too late to turn back, now. Click here to download episode three.

Dickhead!

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