HATE TV: Halloween Spooktackular Spookaganza!
For Halloween, the CBH crew have hand-crafted an entirely organic experience for each and every one of their listeners (except those on the left-coast). A video special, featuring a surprise appearance by the newest CBH character: the mysterious Bagman! Yes, folks, Bagman has returned from nowhere to give off some pleasant vibery and indecent proposals. The spooks, ghouls, ghosts and goblins of yesteryear will all be present, though certainly not accounted for. If none of this makes any sense, it's probably because it's all being written as quickly as these shriveled hands can type. Just download the fucking video special, won't you? Happy Halloween, fuddruckers!
posted by The Comic Book Haters at 4:07 PM
13 Comments:
godDAMNit, Sloofus, that's the fucking Creepy I don't have!! What do you want for it? I got a hardbound Louis Riel by Chester Brown? How 'bout one of my signed Cerebus issues? With a headshot?
I'll pay the damn postage!!
Sloofus has the Creepy all right. The Creepy fucking Bagman.
I'll be having nightmares for weeks to come.
naw, that had to be Schooly. That's exactly how I'd picture him dancing, at least. Nice moves, travolta.
That's none of us as Bagman.
bullshit. Is this another damn "Good Carny Folk" hoax?
I'M GOOD CARNY FOLK!
no, wait. I can't be good carny folk. My fingers 'n toes aren't webbed...Plus, my daddy's not my uncle.
I am the bagman.
I am the bagman.
I am the walrus.
coo coo, ka-choob.
thank you very much, be sure to tip your waitresses. I'm here every friday night.
Bagman's dance moves are ghoulish.
If I get bumped to Saturday for the "Halloween extravaganza", then I'm movin' to the Dopecast.
Don't forget to write.
If you're dissatisfied with our service, we could refund your money.
Who is this Bagman??? He's the best thing on the show since Comic Book Robot!
Yes, I'm officially requestigating a fullous refund of my afformentionated fees, which seem to be STILL forthcoming (cough), ahem. May the response be, as before, a resounding "the chech is in the Male?", hmm?
I'm still broke, bitches. Where's my riches? I'm famous, bitch!
After postage and handling, it turns out that you us 42 cents.
Do you accept Paypal?
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