Tuesday, October 28, 2008

HATE TV: Halloween Spooktackular Spookaganza!

For Halloween, the CBH crew have hand-crafted an entirely organic experience for each and every one of their listeners (except those on the left-coast). A video special, featuring a surprise appearance by the newest CBH character: the mysterious Bagman! Yes, folks, Bagman has returned from nowhere to give off some pleasant vibery and indecent proposals. The spooks, ghouls, ghosts and goblins of yesteryear will all be present, though certainly not accounted for. If none of this makes any sense, it's probably because it's all being written as quickly as these shriveled hands can type. Just download the fucking video special, won't you? Happy Halloween, fuddruckers!


Blogger eclipsespilce said...

godDAMNit, Sloofus, that's the fucking Creepy I don't have!! What do you want for it? I got a hardbound Louis Riel by Chester Brown? How 'bout one of my signed Cerebus issues? With a headshot?
I'll pay the damn postage!!

10/28/2008 10:16:00 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

Sloofus has the Creepy all right. The Creepy fucking Bagman.

I'll be having nightmares for weeks to come.

10/29/2008 08:24:00 PM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

naw, that had to be Schooly. That's exactly how I'd picture him dancing, at least. Nice moves, travolta.

10/29/2008 08:30:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

That's none of us as Bagman.

10/30/2008 02:10:00 PM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

bullshit. Is this another damn "Good Carny Folk" hoax?
no, wait. I can't be good carny folk. My fingers 'n toes aren't webbed...Plus, my daddy's not my uncle.
I am the bagman.
I am the bagman.
I am the walrus.
coo coo, ka-choob.
thank you very much, be sure to tip your waitresses. I'm here every friday night.

10/30/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan O'Hara said...

Bagman's dance moves are ghoulish.

10/31/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

If I get bumped to Saturday for the "Halloween extravaganza", then I'm movin' to the Dopecast.

10/31/2008 10:28:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Don't forget to write.

11/01/2008 03:55:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

If you're dissatisfied with our service, we could refund your money.

11/01/2008 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous The Flush said...

Who is this Bagman??? He's the best thing on the show since Comic Book Robot!

11/02/2008 01:58:00 AM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

Yes, I'm officially requestigating a fullous refund of my afformentionated fees, which seem to be STILL forthcoming (cough), ahem. May the response be, as before, a resounding "the chech is in the Male?", hmm?
I'm still broke, bitches. Where's my riches? I'm famous, bitch!

11/06/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

After postage and handling, it turns out that you us 42 cents.

11/07/2008 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

Do you accept Paypal?

11/08/2008 07:23:00 PM  

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