Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Have a Hater as Your Buddy
Monday, November 28, 2005
Episode VIII - Fruitless Endeavors
Cappy will be sorely missed, or at least sore. He shall return at some point, but for today the hating must focus on another worthy topic: the Top Ten limited series, "Beyond the Farthest Precinct." Like a turd in a punchbowl, this fiasco reeks of putrid pus poured over Alan Moore's original masterpiece. Hate along with the haters on this travesty of a 'tribute.' Intrigued listeners are advised to check here for the latest episode.
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Haters Generate Press
Death, Thy Name is Cappy
Though his sexuality has never before been in question, Rick does seem to present an airtight case. The tally, to date: Anti-Cappy votes: 3; Pro-Cappy votes: nil. Will anyone speak on behalf of this unloveable frump?
Crappy Chappy "Cappy" Makes Fans Unhappy
On behalf of all our listeners who have supported us on our long struggle to the bottom (from the lower bottom), we'd like to issue an apology. Truly, we were all reminded of our own mortality on this day.
Friday, November 25, 2005
Episode VII - A New Bloke
Well, perhaps "love" is too strong of a word, but the zombie-centric comic did go over pretty well. That doesn't mean it didn't get its fair share of hating. We are only human, after all. Cold, dark, shallow humans who must destroy the hard work of others in an attempt to build up our own wilting self-esteem. Speaking of which, the CBH crew is joined by "Cappy," an irritating meddler who knows less than Schooly G about comics. We're planning on "killing him off" in a future episode. Don't click right here if you aren't going to listen to it. Please address your hate mail to email@example.com.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Episode VI - Servicing the Uninterested
Special thanks to the Rob Weiss Studios for the outrageous graphic accompaniements.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Episode V - For the Pleasure of None
All of our 'fans' had one piece of constructive criticism in common: stoop drinking. Listen, if years of nagging coupled with psychiatric bills (neither of which we've experienced) haven't gotten us to stop, what makes you think your crummy emails were going to make a difference? Bearing that in mind, we got drunk and listened to some really shitty Marvel comics from the 1980s. Fan favorite Moon Knight makes a rare experience. Click here to download the goddam thing.
Hating By Demand
Several (one) of our listeners have written in, requesting that we hate on various comics or comic creators in particular. Time constraints obviously prevent us from hating on all requested items on the 'air,' so I'd like to take a moment to address these particular personages and titles right now:
1. Kevin Smith: "Chasing Amy" and "Mallrats" rocked, but what the fuck is up with "Jersey Girl"? That movie has got to be the worst piece of shit that I ever rented, burned a copy of, and never got around to watching. Also, what's with all the gay jokes? Go out and smoke a pole already, Smith; the world knows you're half homo. He did make some good ass movies, though. He gets minimal amounts of Hating.
2. Jack Kirby/The Black Racer: First of all, no one talks smack on the King when I'm in town. Having said that, what was in Kirby's cigar when he came up with this character? And what's up with so many 70's comic characters naming themselves the "Black" something or other? I'm all for putting whitey in his place, but let's try to infuse a little creativity here. I don't walk around calling myself the "Caucasian Podcast Host," and mainly because I don't want anyone to know I'm associated with this piece of shit. Last time I checked, Kirby's name was all over the New Gods. Fuck the Black Racer; Kirby rules.
Email us with your requests. There's a world of hating out there.
Monday, November 21, 2005
Episode IV - The Wrath of Bendis
Avengers Dissassembled wreaked havoc with our server. Especially since we don't have a server. Anyway, at long last, here's episode 4. The comic is late, the podcast is late, and it's a huge file. What else do you want for nothing? Enjoy the show. Click here to download it.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Episode IV - Avengers Dissassembled!
The comic has been out for over a year now, but it's time for the Comic Book Haters to trash Avengers #500. Also, listener mail and a special contest! Click here to download it.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Here's Episode III, in case you missed it. Let me summarize it in a nutshell for you: Fuck House of M. Click here to download it.
The Fanmail Comes Pouring In!
We've received our first piece of fanmail, from Rampagin' Rick R. Rick hails from Internetsville, USA, and had nothing but complimentary things to say about the show.
Unlike those who 'reviewed' our show on the internet archive, Rick is not a thinly-disguised pseudonym created by one of the 'Haters.' He's a real, flesh and blood being (of upstanding merit) who obviously has some internal issues which need working out a bit. Thanks for the kind words, Rick, but for God's sake, get some help.
Monday, November 14, 2005
Episode 2! Now with 20% more viscidity!
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Download it Now!
Prostrate yourselves to the majesty that is the first episode:
Click here to download the first episode.