Haters Generate Press

IRON CITY, KR Hard as it may be seem to believe, the Comic Book Haters recently incurred the wrath of none other than Perry "Chief" White, publisher of internationally-recognized newspaper The Daily Planet. It seems the frosted-one took offense at our liberal thrashing of the nation's savior, Superman, and his recent exploits as told by Mssrs. Morrison and Quitely. While we can't argue with Mr. White's logic, we can question the integrity of a newsman who employs a female as his primary reporter. Here's a scoop for you, 'chief' (if that is your real nickname), slap an apron on that hussy and get her back into the kitchen where she belongs. Read the editorial from the Planet's weekend edition here.