Saturday, November 26, 2005

Death, Thy Name is Cappy

Cappy's exploits continue to generate hatred, as evidenced in this letter from Prime-Fan Rick R:

I have to say, not your best show. I put all the blame squarely on the narrow shoulders of Cappy. The guy just rubs me the wrong way. I ain't buying what the Cappy is selling. My Cambodian mail order wife agrees with me and she doesn't understand a word of English. At least I think she agrees with me.
I tried to email Cappy directly, but his email address "" keeps bouncing. His email account is most likely filled to the gills with pictures of male on male gay Eastern European homosexual porn. I don't know if you can tell, but I really don't like Cappy. He sucks the life force out of the show. Not that he is any stranger to the concept of sucking while in the company of other men. You guys don't need him.
Your #1 Fan
P.S. - Cappy sucks.

Though his sexuality has never before been in question, Rick does seem to present an airtight case. The tally, to date: Anti-Cappy votes: 3; Pro-Cappy votes: nil. Will anyone speak on behalf of this unloveable frump?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to cast the first pro-Cappy vote. I think Cappy sounds really cute. Is he single?

11/26/2005 10:07:00 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

I was reading one of the Comic Book Haters fan forums today and there were quite a few people there that were saying that they liked Cappy and they liked what he brought to the show.

Maybe I was wrong.

11/27/2005 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all my fans:
I appreciate the support. Your kind words warm the cockles of my heart. I look forward to a long future with the Comic Book Haters. I will be doing a book signing at Borders in December. More news to follow...
- Cappy

11/28/2005 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12/02/2005 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cappy. Maybe if he developed a stutter.

Cappy. Maybe if he developed a sense of humor.

Cappy. Maybe if he had a clue.

Cappy. Maybe if he had a woman.

Cappy. Maybe if he had a friend.


Even the dog ran away.

12/03/2005 03:39:00 PM  

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