Death, Thy Name is Cappy

Cappy's exploits continue to generate hatred, as evidenced in this letter from Prime-Fan Rick R:

I have to say, not your best show. I put all the blame squarely on the narrow shoulders of Cappy. The guy just rubs me the wrong way. I ain't buying what the Cappy is selling. My Cambodian mail order wife agrees with me and she doesn't understand a word of English. At least I think she agrees with me.

I tried to email Cappy directly, but his email address " AssReamer66@aol.com" keeps bouncing. His email account is most likely filled to the gills with pictures of male on male gay Eastern European homosexual porn. I don't know if you can tell, but I really don't like Cappy. He sucks the life force out of the show. Not that he is any stranger to the concept of sucking while in the company of other men. You guys don't need him.

Rick

Your #1 Fan

P.S. - Cappy sucks.

Though his sexuality has never before been in question, Rick does seem to present an airtight case. The tally, to date: Anti-Cappy votes: 3; Pro-Cappy votes: nil. Will anyone speak on behalf of this unloveable frump?