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In this crass world of capitalism and parimutuels, true individualism often finds no purchase. The never-ending tide of mediocrity, baneness, and utter ineptitude provides a shattering obstacle to pure artistic expression. Most components of this insurmountable mound of slooze are unaware of their very existence, let alone their lot in life. The Comic Book Haters, on the other hand, are not merely aware of their place as a cog in this unholy machine; they revel in it! Join the CBH crew as they embark untowards as-yet uncharted territories in the realm of all podcasting. Behold... the Vidcast! A visual podcast, featuring the very Comic Book Haters themselves, in glorious, digital pixelation rendered accurately and honestly by a nearby digital video recordex. Dare anyone travel backwards into time to supplant this very concept, and thereby through discreet earnestlessness claim it as their own? Only the Timelords will know for sure. In the meantime, enjoy this commercial for the upcoming Vidcast. Face Forward, Fellow Flatulorators!!

Episode CXXXIX- Wonderment and Bullshit

Greetings, ladies and shit-sausages. I'll cut right to the chase this week. Join the CBH boys as they offer their thoughts on Iron Man- both the movie and the comic. They also hand out a good old fashioned round of "fuck you"s. This is much better than the good old fashioned country-dickin' that we gave your mother last Mother's Day, I think you'll agree.

So click here, bitches and germs, or whatever that fucking old timey phrase says.

Episode CXXXVIII- Free Comic Book Day is for Pussies

Remember Free Comic Book Day 2008? It seems like it was just a few weeks ago... Join Sloofus and Schooly as they reminisce about the glorious heyday of free funnybooks. (Here's a sneak preview- they all suck.)

Or maybe zombies are more your thing? Well, you're in luck, you self-loathing asshole. The boys talk about George Romero's latest- a steaming pile of celluloid diarrhea called Diary of the Dead.

When will this mad, whirlwind existence ever end?

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