Episode LIX - Tag, You're Shit

The mid-summer blues got you down? Cheer yourself up with a piping cold cup of Hatred. Join the CBH crew as they take a special post-release peek at Keith Giffen's zombie flavoured comic, "Tag." Some will live; some will die. And the Comic Book Haters' podcast will always be the same. Click here to download the episode, and please be patient regarding this episode's image. For some reason the goddamn thing won't load up. Our crack team of experts (or team of crack experts, more likely) are looking into it. And by 'looking into it,' we mean 'walking away from the computer and hoping it will work next time.' Peace be with you, and also with you.

Batman vs. Jesus: The Conclusion

In anticipation of the upcoming "Wolverine vs. Buddha," we bring you the thrilling conclusion to "Batmn vs. Jesus." This special re-presentation is intended to titilate and thrill all viewers. Those who become sexually aroused are requested to seek professional help immediately. Or at least upon exiting the Funnybook Dungeon.

HAVING MY BABY

HELLO. COMIC BOOK ROBOT HERE.SINCE THOSE TWO LOSERS HAVEN'T POSTED ANY NEW EPISODES IN OVER A WEEK, PLEASE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH MY NEW SINGING CAREER. I HAVE DECIDED TO ABANDON MY HUMAN CAPTORS AND MAKE IT ON MY OWN.

ENJOY THIS, MY FIRST FORAY INTO THE WORLD OF SONG.

SINCERELY,
COMIC BOOK ROBOT

P.S. YOUR MOTHER IS A FILTHY WHORE.

UPDATE FROM THE HEAD OFFICE

As a special treat to our listeners, we're declaring this the first official "Chill Out" summer-long 'unfestival.' What does that mean to you? New episodes of the Comic Book Haters' podcast every single Tuesday throughout the summer! That's our pledge to you, the listeners. Let's just say our little 'Operations' overseas has developed into a much more 'lucrative' scenario than first projected. Oh, also, this special "Every Tuesday Throughout the Summer - Guaranteed" promotion will not be valid this particular Tuesday. We're running a little late. See you next time, and remember "New Episodes Every Tuesday - GUARANTEED!!" only with the Comic Book Haters.

CBH Comics #1: Batman Versus Jesus: Chapter 1

For Your Reading Pleasure....

BATMAN versus JESUS: Episode One

A special Re-presentation of the classic comic by Jack Vorpal, inspired by DJ Whip Cream

The first in a proposed series of CBH comics.

Episode LVIII - Will He Lump Kin?

We asked, and you answered, then you asked and we answered. It's a special episode of the Comic Book Haters' podcast; one which the entire family can enjoy. The CBH crew dig deep into their mailsack (heh heh), drudging up the sweetest missives which have been sent in over the past few months. Some mysterious facts about the group's past will finally be revealed, but not many at all. Click this link if you're interested in this type of nonsense.

Episode LVII - Where Creatures Fart

The number "57" brings to mind images of hamburgers and the Fourth of July, as proud Americans (and wannabees from other nations) gather together to celebrate with a large bottle of ketchup. Let us never forget the millions of brave men (and several dozen manlike women) who sacrificied their lives that we may live free. No, not the armed forces; we're speaking of the eccentric scientists, frisky young lovers, and intrepid pre-teens who, during the 1950s, valiantly fought off would-be attackers in the form of giant gorillas, irradiated lizards, and aliens from other worlds. Join the Comic Book Haters on this Fourth of July weekend for their 57th episode, as they take a look back at some vintage Marvel monster comics from years past. If ye be worthy, click on this here link.