Saturday, December 29, 2007

Further Behind the Hatred, Though Not Quite That Far

As a special "Thank You" to all of our supporters, we here at CBHQ are offering up a special value. First off, the Comic Book Haters are giving you something you already have, under the guise of a mid-season "Writer's Strike" rerun presentation. That's right, we're sending out (once again, mind you) the very first CBH Special, "Behind the Hatred." New listeners can finally learn the secret origin of the Haters. Old listeners can use the time to ponder all that has gone wrong in their lives since first hearing this episode, originally broadcasted almost a year ago.
As an added bonus, the Comic Book Haters want to treat each and every one of their fans to a Holiday Surprise. That's right; we're fronting the cash to buy everyone the graphic novel of their choice. Simply print out this page, take it to any participating Comic Book Shop (tm), and exchange it for any graphic novel you'd like! It's our little way of saying "Thanks for doing nothing but listening, you lazy, brainless piece of fucking shit!"
Download the re-presentation of Behind the Hatred right here.


Blogger Schooly said...

Sloofus, I talked to our Legal Dept. about the free graphic novel coupon. They said we can't do it.

But they said hugs were free- then one of our lawyers hugged me, licked my forehead, and skipped down the hallway back to his office.

I think he was humming the "Ding! Fries are done!" song.

So make of that what you will. Also, don't show this correspondence to anyone.

12/30/2007 01:03:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Okay, well, let's just leave the post up there anyway. If anyone is stupid enough to print this out and try to get a free comic, I say 'More power to 'em.' Plus, most people won't ever figure out it's all a stupid joke.

12/30/2007 09:15:00 AM  

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