Monday, September 25, 2006

Episode LXVII - The Wrath of Umbrellaman

SEE! Umbrellaman question Schooly's manhood! HEAR! Schooly G's startling revelation about his childhood! WITNESS! Sloofus' emotional breakdown of epic proportions! LAMENT! The fact that none of this actually happens this episode! This episode is so shocking, our ordinary viewers are requested to forego it in favor of the latest "Josh in Japan." Response to the Comic Book Haters' "Heroes" commentary was so overwhelming, the lads were forced to take a few steps back. Success has ruined many a partnership, and the CBH crew are only human afterall, aren't they? Standing on the precipice of immortality, the Umbrellaman offers an ultimatum to the rest of the crew: "Double (or almost double) your numbers, or I walk."
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Blogger Schooly said...

Hey everybody- just a quick note to letr you know that our new hosting service has shit the bed. They're trying to fix it- hopefully, this show will be available soon. Sorry!

9/25/2006 08:41:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

We're back in business! Hells Yeah!

9/25/2006 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Super Fan Rick said...

I'm fairly certain that's not Schooly. Why would he be wearing a jacket in July? I checked the Internets and it showed that the temperature in Atlantic City on July 29 at 1:00PM was 91 degrees. I believe that Umbrellaman's friend has somehow manipulated the security cameras. Something that is really hard to do with the type of security cameras typically used in comic book shops. Also, looking at the picture I'm fairly certain that is Michael Moore.

9/26/2006 02:33:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

Yeah, that's totally not me. At 1:35 on July 29th, I was at a whorehouse in Atlantic City. I have the receipts to prove it. Hells YEAH!

9/26/2006 08:32:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

PS- Does anyone know how to make it stop burning when I pee? It's been a few months- I thought it would stop on its own...

9/26/2006 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Super Fan Rick said...

What does it mean when Umbrellaman needs a picture of a celebrity that looks like Schooly and he chooses Michael Moore?

9/27/2006 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Umbrellaman said...

OK got me...Schooly G's secret identity is none other than Michael Moore. Ever since his last movie he's been taking a lot of heat from the Bush administration and so he's been hiding out in the Funnybook Dungeon. Also I have a "friend" that works at that whorehouse in AC and she said Michael (aka Schooly G) was reading a Jughead comic in bed after they did the deed. So you see it's all true!!!


9/27/2006 09:42:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Yeah, all true, except replace "She" with "He" in the second to last sentence.


9/27/2006 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Super Fan Rick said...

Also, I think this was the day that Schooly and Fake Peter Rios were off getting matching tattoos.

9/27/2006 05:45:00 PM  

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