Haters Episode Delayed; Warren Ellis Suspected

INTERNET, Atlantic City: The impeccably punctual Comic Book Haters' podcast experienced brief delays earlier today, causing thousands of fans to email the head offices. DJ Sloofus, spokesman for the group, cited the delay as a result of hangovers, leftover chinese food, and a stack of 1970s Marvel horror reprints purchased from eBay.
"Yeah, we were a little busy today, but the show will be up within the next day or so," said the haggard looking cohost. "As an incentive to stay tuned, I can promise you that Cappy isn't on this episode," he added. Stay tuned to CBH central for up-to-the-minute developments.