CBH WANTS YOU!

The Comic Book Haters' podcast is currently running a 'recruitment drive' for their forum. For a limited time only, every member who signs up and posts a message will receive a special 'Bonus Pal' badge, a Certificate of Membership (not suitable for framing), and a 'Decoder Ring' that translates DJ Sloofus' late night, drunken posts. In addition, new members will experience an inflated sense of importance and a brief moment of euphoric bliss, which is sure to fade by the time their thoughts have moved on to other matters.
To join, simply fill out the membership request form, found at the Comic Book Haters' very own internet forum. After completing, please forward it to Carny, care of some shithole in Texas (we think).