Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Episode LXIII - This is Directed at You

This episode, the Comic Book Haters take a dramatic turn against the norm. For the first time ever, the entire episode has been scripted and edited by a group of professionals. Every joke, each sentence; in fact, literally every syllable has been selected based upon its presupposed inclinations towards your personal tastes. To be short: this episode has been tailor-suited to what you, the Listener, looks for most in a Comic Book Haters' podcast. Please remember that, though the 'cast' are not professional actors, your kindest words and warmest regards will be most welcome after the performance. And remember, do NOT reveal the shock ending to any man, woman or child! Click here to obtain a ticket.


Blogger Rick said...

You know, it seems nothing ever changes. I updated my iPod this morning at Oh-Dark-Thirty before heading off to work. I now find a brand spanking new episode uploaded AFTER I left for work. And it's a zombie show no less! I wish you guy would accept the generous offer from XM Radio. That way I wouldn't have to worry about updating my iPod before new shows were posted.

8/22/2006 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

Great way to open a podcast. A continuation of the Sloofus-Comic-Phsychosis and Schooly-G-closeted-comic-lover plot threads.

Did you stop making the CBH zombie podcast serial because you realized there was already a comic about zombies that doesn't have any zombies in it?

- Joe Mama

8/23/2006 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

I think we stopped making it because there was already a comic about zombies that sucked.


8/24/2006 07:54:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

didn't you notice the serial was terrible?

8/25/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Blogger Bill Alger said...

The zombie podcast was terrible? Well, yes.

But I still stay up at nights wondering whether you window-washing guys went up to the roof or lowered yourselves to the street.

It was that fascinating!

8/25/2006 11:15:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

I guess the truth can now be told. The serial ended due to "creative disagreements" within CBH, Inc.

It seems that some parties wanted us to go up, while others chose down. An agreement could never be reached, and the serial was dropped.

8/26/2006 08:35:00 AM  
Blogger Bill Alger said...

I hate "creative disagreements"! That's why all the great rock bands break up.

Like, for instance, the early-90's supergroup Damned Yankees. Here you had a guy from Night Ranger, some guy from Styx, some other guy and Ted Nugent. With such megatalents, how could they not implode?!?

8/26/2006 08:47:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

What if they stayed there and the zombies started coming from below and above... And pressed their butts against the windows?

8/27/2006 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like the cut of this vorpal character's jib...

8/27/2006 01:58:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

Thanks. I'm thinking about charging a small fee for a peek at my jib. Instead of just showing it to unwary bus passengers.

8/29/2006 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is "jib" just another fancy word for crotch?

8/30/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

1 jib
any triangular fore-and-aft sail (set forward of the foremast)

The cut of a jib is the way a sail is trimmed, or adjusted... hence in reference to a person, it is their style and manner.

But I was talking about my penis.

8/30/2006 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Super Fan Rick said...

You like the way his sail is trimmed? Why not just tell him that you want to swab his poop deck?

8/31/2006 07:04:00 AM  

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