Shit-Battle Royale?
The recent introduction of "Duckter Doom" to these pages raises a pertinent question: Who is the worst CBH listener? In an act of sheer brilliancy, renowned CBH host DJ Sloofus has started a poll on that particular topic. Concerned listeners are asked to navigate over to the Comic Book Haters' admitedly-lackluster 'forum' to cast their vote. As of press time, Duckter Doom was leading with 100% of the votes. Let your voice be heard!
posted by The Comic Book Haters at 8:50 AM
6 Comments:
As in 'To the Bone'? I just checked it and it seemed alright. Just use the link on the side of our blog; it will take you there.
-DJ Sloofus
P.S. F........DUCKTER DOOM!!
Is this how you treat all of your fans? No wonder no one likes this podcast. Very classy operation you run here. Maybe you can make fun of disabled people next? Or cancer patients? Your fans should find that amusing.
Seek and ye shall receive, oh good Duckter! Who says the CBH fans don't get what they want?
-DJ Sloofus
I was curious as to the nature of beverage consumption leading to Hellfire condemnation. Regarding the consumption of Mountain Dew: is it the caffeine, or the carbonation, which leads to eternal damnation? For example, if I drink decaffeinated coffee (which I do), am I better off than if I were to drink carbonated beer? As an expert, Duckter Doom, we refer this question to you. Thanks Buddy!
-DJ Sloofus
Look, 'Sweet Lady C' had me in deep, and I'm man enough to admit it. Kicking a three-pot a day habit ain't easy, but I've been clean now for over seven years and I'm damn proud of it.
And technically it did 'irritate my vagina,' as there were more than one occassion I'd find myself bashing my wife repeatedly over the nether-regions with a sharp stick while wacked out of my head on the 'feine. It got to the point that either she left, or the caffeine left. She makes more money than me, so I decided to kick the habit.
-DJ Sloofus
Also, Sloofus is a total pussy.
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