Saturday, January 14, 2006

Shit-Battle Royale?

The recent introduction of "Duckter Doom" to these pages raises a pertinent question: Who is the worst CBH listener? In an act of sheer brilliancy, renowned CBH host DJ Sloofus has started a poll on that particular topic. Concerned listeners are asked to navigate over to the Comic Book Haters' admitedly-lackluster 'forum' to cast their vote. As of press time, Duckter Doom was leading with 100% of the votes. Let your voice be heard!


Blogger Rick said...

The link is bad.

1/14/2006 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

As in 'To the Bone'? I just checked it and it seemed alright. Just use the link on the side of our blog; it will take you there.

-DJ Sloofus

P.S. F........DUCKTER DOOM!!

1/14/2006 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous DuckterDoom said...

Is this how you treat all of your fans? No wonder no one likes this podcast. Very classy operation you run here. Maybe you can make fun of disabled people next? Or cancer patients? Your fans should find that amusing.

1/15/2006 01:21:00 PM  
Blogger Liam Savage said...

Q: Why didn't the disabled cancer patient cross the road?

A: Because he was a disabled cancer patient.

1/15/2006 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger Liam Savage said...

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1/15/2006 01:42:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Seek and ye shall receive, oh good Duckter! Who says the CBH fans don't get what they want?

-DJ Sloofus

1/15/2006 03:02:00 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

DuckterDoom, since when do you speak for the CBH Nation? Though you and I have always been friends in the past, you were the one that brought trash to the doorstep of CBH land. You got on DJ Sloofus' ass for something you perceived to be anti-Mormon that Schooly G said. Even when you were told of your gross error, you failed to offer an apology. Not only to DJ Sloofus, but to the entire CBH Nation. You sir committed a truly offensive act. I was raised Pentecostal- I'm not really practicing now (long story) but what you said about DJ Sloofus was totally over the line.

I'm not trying to be a downer here, but DuckterDoom, you really have something to answer to here. Saying that a podcaster said something when he didn't in a public place really ought to be not allowed.

1/15/2006 04:43:00 PM  
Blogger Liam Savage said...

Anyone that laughed at that horrible joke I made is going to Hell with the rest of the coffee drinkers.

1/15/2006 07:34:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

I was curious as to the nature of beverage consumption leading to Hellfire condemnation. Regarding the consumption of Mountain Dew: is it the caffeine, or the carbonation, which leads to eternal damnation? For example, if I drink decaffeinated coffee (which I do), am I better off than if I were to drink carbonated beer? As an expert, Duckter Doom, we refer this question to you. Thanks Buddy!

-DJ Sloofus

1/15/2006 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

DJ Sloofus, you drink "decaffeinated" coffee? What's the matter, does caffeine irritate your vagina?

1/16/2006 09:00:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Look, 'Sweet Lady C' had me in deep, and I'm man enough to admit it. Kicking a three-pot a day habit ain't easy, but I've been clean now for over seven years and I'm damn proud of it.

And technically it did 'irritate my vagina,' as there were more than one occassion I'd find myself bashing my wife repeatedly over the nether-regions with a sharp stick while wacked out of my head on the 'feine. It got to the point that either she left, or the caffeine left. She makes more money than me, so I decided to kick the habit.

-DJ Sloofus

1/17/2006 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger Liam Savage said...

3 pots a day? You were quite the caffiend. Since Duckter Doom isn't going to drop some knowledge about beverages on us, I will:

1/17/2006 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

Also, Sloofus is a total pussy.

1/17/2006 01:23:00 PM  

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