Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Circle Tightens....

The mysterious stranger known only as "Good Carny Folk" continues to plague the free world. Honest, law abiding citizens of these United States live in a constant state of fear, some unable to leave their homes for fear of their very lives. Not since the dreaded Al-Qaeda attacks have Americans felt so exposed.

Sources close to the Comic Book Haters offices, claiming to have insider information, are suggesting this may be an 'inside job.' Fingers have been pointed, allegations have been made. A list of suspects, a virtual "who's who" of Hater luminaries, stretches across the CBH office walls.

When this is all over, will any of us remain untouched?


Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

So far, the information we have about Good Carny Folk is as follows:

Good Carny Folk claims to be female.
Good Carny Folk claims to hail from Texas.
Good Carny Folk has an affinity towards Cappy.
Good Carny Folk has a blog: http://carnyfolks.blogspot.com.

If you know any more information regarding Good Carny Folk, please contact the Comic Book Haters ASAP. And please, fans, do not attempt to apprehend Good Carny Folk on your own. S/He is presumed armed and odorous.

-DJ Sloofus

1/03/2006 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

It might be a shemale. Cappy is still the prime suspect.

1/03/2006 10:15:00 PM  

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