Thursday, April 20, 2006

Turning Hatred into Caringhood

In a daring effort co-sponsored with the "Global Harmony Unification Collective" contingency, the Comic Book Haters have recently announced their launching of a new joint coalition. Titled "The Comic Book Haters Reach Out with their Hearts and Fingers," this new segment will feature profiles and interviews with comic fans from across the world. First on the list is the United States of America, a patriotic move designed to drum up initial support for the program.
According to series co-creator DJ Sloofus, "The ultimate goal is to have a segment devoted to every country on the Earth, so we can talk to comic fans in every country." A few seconds later, he added, "Except for some of the 'shitty' countries. We'll probably just ignore those ones."
Long time fans of the popular comic-book based 'hating' podcast might be questioning why an avowed curmudgeon like Schooly G would be involved in this program. "What else am I going to do?" he replied to inquiries. The new segment is scheduled to begin during the summer 2006 series. Contestants interested in being interviewed are requested to send a cover letter, resume, or brief series of emoticons to: Please mark your emails "Lower Your Mortgage," and indicate your country of origin.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

that sounds like a great time. i wish i were a comic book hater.

4/20/2006 07:38:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

You don't have to be a hater. It's for comic book lovers, also.

4/20/2006 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, i'm a hater. just not with a capital H.

i hate lots of things. like cappy. and that shitty robot. and umbrellaman.

by the way, my name is schooly g.

4/21/2006 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/21/2006 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate everything EXCEPT The Comic Book Robot.

However, I pity Cappy. Which is a degree less than hate.

4/21/2006 11:42:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Black Modok? What a ridiculous concept. B.R.O.D.O.K. already has a team-up, though: Him and Ya 'Mamma!!*

-DJ Sloofus

*Joke provided by Umbrellaman

4/21/2006 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

BRODOK and Black MODOK should team up on his momma.

4/22/2006 10:36:00 AM  

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