Turning Hatred into Caringhood

In a daring effort co-sponsored with the "Global Harmony Unification Collective" contingency, the Comic Book Haters have recently announced their launching of a new joint coalition. Titled "The Comic Book Haters Reach Out with their Hearts and Fingers," this new segment will feature profiles and interviews with comic fans from across the world. First on the list is the United States of America, a patriotic move designed to drum up initial support for the program.
According to series co-creator DJ Sloofus, "The ultimate goal is to have a segment devoted to every country on the Earth, so we can talk to comic fans in every country." A few seconds later, he added, "Except for some of the 'shitty' countries. We'll probably just ignore those ones."
Long time fans of the popular comic-book based 'hating' podcast might be questioning why an avowed curmudgeon like Schooly G would be involved in this program. "What else am I going to do?" he replied to inquiries. The new segment is scheduled to begin during the summer 2006 series. Contestants interested in being interviewed are requested to send a cover letter, resume, or brief series of emoticons to: Thecomicbookhaters@yahoo.com. Please mark your emails "Lower Your Mortgage," and indicate your country of origin.