Good News for Cappy Fans!
Cappy fans, who have been holding candelight vigils across the country for several weeks, may soon have cause to breathe a sigh of relief. A frozen, marred and disfigured corpse of indeterminate sexuality was recently discovered in the arctic tundra. Since this description fits Cappy to a "T," authorities were notified immediately.
Upon a brief inspection, it was discovered that the corpse was carrying a small digital device, recorded upon which were several 'journal entries' by a man who referred to himself as....CAPPY!
The recordings were nearly inaudible, but a crack team of specialists are working 'round the clock (except from 4:30 to 6 p.m.) to recover the materials. Representatives from the Comic Book Haters organization declined to comment on the particulars of the transaction, though analysts estimate a three-figure deal was struck.