Friday, April 07, 2006

Inside the Comic Book Haters' Studio: DJ Whip Cream

The Umbrellaman has done it again, and we can all reap the rewards of his hard work. Daring to dig ever-so deeper, the gentleman of parasols brings us an intricate interview with one of the biggest players to hit the CBH forum in the past few months: DJ Whip Cream. Regular listeners to the Comic Book Haters' podcast may recognize Cream from his various 'Listener Submissions,' but strap on your Bethlehelmet for a full-length foray into this funnybook fan's farsighted fantasies. The UM traveled over forty miles for this recording, so please do him the dignity he so rightly deserves. Listen in, oh ye of little bandwidth, to the interview that rocked a nation.


Blogger Jack Vorpal said...


4/07/2006 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You put a link to Podcast X on your blog? Are you a pussy or something?

4/08/2006 09:59:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

I was going to make a joke about how an anonymous person called you a pussy, but after listening to 10 minutes of one of their episodes I agree with him/her/it.

4/09/2006 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

i am as aghast as the rest of you. we're going to get sloofus checked out by a mental health professional.

never trust a guy who smokes weed and has a picture of his dog on his cell phone.

i'll take care of this situation.

4/09/2006 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldnbt get through it either. They sound like a pussy version of your show.

4/09/2006 09:06:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

In my defense, some of that weed was stolen.

-DJ Sloofus

4/09/2006 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got through about 6 minutes. It was like listening to two self-impressed fanboys in a comic book store having a loud conversation they want everybody to hear 'cause they're so goddamned funny. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

-anonymous #4

4/09/2006 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and why is your forum never working? Do you hate your fans?

-anonymous #4

4/09/2006 04:25:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

Schooly G hates the fans.

4/09/2006 04:29:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

The forum isn't open 24 hours. We forgot to mention that. Please plan accordinly.


4/09/2006 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

we had to close the forum for cleaning.

someone jokingly said that alan moore was going to be a guest on the show and umbrellaman shot a load all over the forum.

we had to call a hazmat team.

4/09/2006 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I'm packing up and moving to the Podcast X forum. If they have one. But if they did have one, I bet it wouldn't be working. Just so they could be like you.

-anonymous #4

4/09/2006 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit was this episode boring.

4/10/2006 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see who is the Podcast X's Number One Super Fan?

4/10/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

go fucking figure. how original.

next, they'll all be fucking umbrellaman's mom in the back of my van while momma sloofus masturbates to it. unoriginal pieces of shit. that's my bit, fuckers!

4/10/2006 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they just reviewed a jack chickt tract. What are you pussies going to do about that? theyre totlly stealing your show.

4/11/2006 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.

5/18/2006 06:38:00 PM  

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