Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Umbrellaman Presses Mrs. Sloofus (Not Literally)

Mastermind investigative reporter U.M. Brellaman manages to score the scoop of the century. The luxurious socialite herself, Mrs. Sloofus, has thus far refused to be interviewed for any publication whatsoever. A few well-placed sushi rolls and a knockoff Coach purse, however, was all it took to start her gabbing like a schoolgirl on acid. Making an extremeley rare presentation in the Funnybook Dungeon, she was all ears to Umbrellaman's interrogation. Listen in on this candid conversation.


Anonymous Rick said...

I have been somewhat out of the loop as of late when it comes to everything Comic Book Hater related. I was surprised to hear Mrs. Sloofus in my headphones this morning. I didn't realize that the interview was with DJ Sloofus' better half.

I enjoyed the show. I am kind of curious as to why Mrs. Sloofus doesn't want her husband to watch football. That she is okay with the comic book fan life, as long as it keeps him out of the football fan lifestyle.

Maybe it can be brought up during the next interview.

3/01/2006 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cuz football is gay

3/01/2006 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Rick said...

Cuz football is gay? And Batman and Robin is not?

3/01/2006 11:07:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

i think football=comic books. different ends of the spectrum, same results. a husband who devotes too much time and money on something other than spouses.


The above comment does not include Mrs. Sloofus, who is a nice person and, by all accounts, sane, even though she willingly married Sloofus.

3/01/2006 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is clearly a very good sport for doing this. Definitely the best 'Inside the Haters' so far.

3/02/2006 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all honesty, I bought her some fake Coach purses on Canal Street as compensation for her time.

-DJ Sloofus

3/02/2006 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Rick get sand in his vagina again?


3/02/2006 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess so.

3/02/2006 09:04:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

The real truth will most likely never be revealed, but let's just move on to the new forum in an orderly fashion. No pushing!

-DJ Sloofus

3/02/2006 10:34:00 PM  

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