Umbrellaman Presses Mrs. Sloofus (Not Literally)
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Mastermind investigative reporter U.M. Brellaman manages to score the scoop of the century. The luxurious socialite herself, Mrs. Sloofus, has thus far refused to be interviewed for any publication whatsoever. A few well-placed sushi rolls and a knockoff Coach purse, however, was all it took to start her gabbing like a schoolgirl on acid. Making an extremeley rare presentation in the Funnybook Dungeon, she was all ears to Umbrellaman's interrogation. Listen in on this candid conversation.
posted by The Comic Book Haters at 8:21 PM
9 Comments:
I have been somewhat out of the loop as of late when it comes to everything Comic Book Hater related. I was surprised to hear Mrs. Sloofus in my headphones this morning. I didn't realize that the interview was with DJ Sloofus' better half.
I enjoyed the show. I am kind of curious as to why Mrs. Sloofus doesn't want her husband to watch football. That she is okay with the comic book fan life, as long as it keeps him out of the football fan lifestyle.
Maybe it can be brought up during the next interview.
cuz football is gay
Cuz football is gay? And Batman and Robin is not?
i think football=comic books. different ends of the spectrum, same results. a husband who devotes too much time and money on something other than spouses.
F BITCHES! YEAH, I SAID IT.
The above comment does not include Mrs. Sloofus, who is a nice person and, by all accounts, sane, even though she willingly married Sloofus.
She is clearly a very good sport for doing this. Definitely the best 'Inside the Haters' so far.
In all honesty, I bought her some fake Coach purses on Canal Street as compensation for her time.
-DJ Sloofus
Did Rick get sand in his vagina again?
-Tang
huh-
I guess so.
The real truth will most likely never be revealed, but let's just move on to the new forum in an orderly fashion. No pushing!
-DJ Sloofus
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