Sunday, February 26, 2006

Still Super - No Longer a Fan?

ATLANTIC CITY, Internet - In a shocking development, Comic Book Hater co-host Schooly G viciously attacked #1 Super-Fan Rick with several unsavory comments earlier this weekend. The Comic Book Haters' forum, hosted on Rick's own bandwith (and consequently paid for with his own funds) has been removed, replaced with a press release from Super-Fan, Inc.

"I was furious; Furious!" remarked Sloofus in an interview late Sunday. "I don't blame Rick for being pissed off, but I wish he would reconsider his stance. I really enjoyed the forum, and just having Rick 'hanging around' the CBH virtual offices. He seemed like a good guy."

Asked if there were plans to rebuild the forum, or possibly try to 'mend the wound,' Sloofus replied "Well, I doubt we'll make a new forum. It would seem kind of morose. I sent Rick an email, so hopefully he'll change his mind and come back to the fold. If he doesn't, well, I'd like to thank him [for all of the] stuff he did in the past."

Though it is the policy of this newspaper to remain neutral, the Editorial Board would like to go on record as stating Schooly G is an asshole.


Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Well it looks like the forum is back up. Thanks, Rick! You da man!

-DJ Sloofus

2/26/2006 04:43:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2/26/2006 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schooly, sometimes you just go way too far...I seriously think you need to take some time off from the Comic Book Haters, the booze and the Funnybook Dungeon to go find're fading into the shadows man....I can barely see you've used to be about the love of hatin' on comics and now with your 15 minutes of fame it's about hatin' on the fans. How dare you sir...I am outraged and shocked, yet saddened. Please Schooly, for the love of Moonknight and Handsome Hulk, seek help!!! Don't make DJ Sloofus give you a timeout. I hope we've all learned a lesson from this.

Yours truly,

2/26/2006 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schooly, you GI Joe lovin' Mofo!

You have a thing for Jackboots, or what?

How is it that Lately Cappy is making more sense than you do?

2/27/2006 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

I would like to offer up my apologies to the entire Comic Book Haters universe for my childish actions. It was wrong for me to take the forum off-line. In retrospect, it reminds of of something Cartman would do. I got pissed so I took my ball and went home. I wish now that I had not done it.

3/01/2006 08:33:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

don't even sweat it, dude. the past is the past. on to the next topic for hatin'.

Trekkie (or Top Quark), i'm looking in your direction...

3/01/2006 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

I wasn't talking to you Schooly. My apology obviously wasn't directed towards you, but to DJ Sloofus, Cappy, Umbrellaman, and MC Trekkie. These guys have been great. They haven't acted like dicks to me. Spare me your "don't even sweat it, dude. the past is the past" bullshit.

3/01/2006 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rate Rick's last comment a


3/01/2006 03:11:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

well, then, i guess you're still a cum-guzzling little whiner.


3/01/2006 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

You know Schooly, you have a lot of class. I have done nothing to you other then support you and Sloofus and have helped promote your show every chance I get. What do I get in response? You once again acting like a dick.

Don't you know any other tricks? Schooly acting like a fucking dick is getting kinda old. It's so 2005.

3/01/2006 05:30:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

well, you forgot to mention you got pushed all outta shape over a silly comment. You did that, too. And when I tried to put that behind us, you persisted in bringing it back.

So, there was that.

3/01/2006 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

relax. put in some allman brothers, if you have any. take deep breaths.

3/01/2006 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

Silly comment? If you honestly think I was ticked off because of some stupid silly comment, there is nothing more to discuss.

3/01/2006 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

schooly is like the retarded kid that always shits in the pool.

3/01/2006 06:57:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Can't we all just get along? All of this aggression should be pointed towards Warren Ellis, or if you're slumming it, Peter Rios. (Sorry, Fake Pete)

-DJ Sloofus

3/01/2006 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

i beg your pardon. i may shit in the pool, but i am brain damaged. retards are idiots! hells yeah they are.

3/01/2006 09:53:00 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

3/02/2006 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. It's really hard to get interested in Cappy vs. MC Trekkie with this going on.

3/02/2006 01:31:00 PM  

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