Monday, April 02, 2007

Episode XCI - The Dope Knight Triumphant

Most thought of him as an urban legend; an old tale told to frighten children against the horrors of sobriety. Always enveloped in a cloud of emerald mist, this mysterious captain of cannabis leaves behind him a trail of confusion, delusion, and in one instance, absolution. It's been a long time since he's been seen around these parts, but the Dopefiend is back to bring some green tinted commentary to the Comic Book Haters' podcast. This time around, the boys take a look at fellow Briton Pete Loveday, as well as some questionable webcomics. Click here to enjoy the ride of your life, and be sure to visit the Dopefiend at before too long. Tune in Thursday for the second half of DF's weeklong tenure into the land of funnybooks. Also, the countdown to Episode 100 is upon us! Email to find out how you can join in on the fun.


Anonymous Gentleman Anger said...

Alright! Dope fiend is back!

4/02/2007 09:19:00 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

And for the record, I like Nataliedee's web comic. Do you think she'll listen? I hope she doesn't hate me. Her husband seems like an alright guy, too.

4/02/2007 11:10:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Stop being such a fucking kissass, Schooly. Those comics were horrible; HORRIBLE! I'm sure they're nice people, but the comics just suck.

4/03/2007 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

How can I be a kiss-ass? I don't even know those people!

You're the kiss-ass, ass-kisser, for saying that you think they're nice people.

I'll bet they're total douchebags. I just think their comics didn't get a fair shake, that's all. The inebriated opinions of two Internet celebrities of questionable moral fiber is hardly something that I consider fair.

4/03/2007 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous dopefiend said...

You're both gay for even discussing this.

4/03/2007 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Umbrellaman said...

Finally a voice of reason. Thanks for telling it like it is Dopefiend!!!

4/03/2007 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

I have to agree with Schooly G with his take on Natalie Dee. I laughed when I looked at Vatican Garage Sale. I didn't just see the image that she drew. I immediately imagined a girl walking around a yard sale looking at stuff from the Vatican. Random high-end Catholic type junk with price tags made from masking tape. This girl didn't see anything she wanted- until she saw the pope hat. I imagined her looking at the masking tape price tag on the pope hat and deciding whether or not the hat was worth it. That made me laugh.

4/04/2007 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Natalie Dee sucks. The "D" must stand for "Fucking RetardedDDDDD."

4/04/2007 06:15:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

I was going to say that I think her art style has an appeal. It's simple and cute, but then I read her blog and found out she is completely insane...

"Sometimes I would think to myself what kind of specialty video would I make if I was going to film a porno. At the time, there were a ton of bukkake videos coming out, and I thought that was pretty much the grossest thing ever. I wondered to myself what it would be like, my video. I thought I would have a steady close-up of my face, and just pour a gallon of jism all over my head in slow-mo. I wanted to play it so slowly that it took 20 minutes to watch it dump. I thought that might be the best, most limpie-enducing porno ever.

Seven years later, my dream has become a reality (although, it is not 20 minutes long.) I present to you SPLATTERDOME 6: BITCH GONE SLOPPY, brought to you by the internet and the fact that I have enough money now to own a camcorder."

"I draw comics and write and whatever for a living. I am sure you guys have picked that up by now.

Unfortunately, a lot of people (not you guys, you guys are geniuses) can't really pick up on the idea that I MAKE STUFF UP. I, like, have an idea that is kinda weird, and then I flesh it out. An example of this is that video I posted the other day, of me talking about my computer. Obviously, I know what kind of computer I have. I just thought it would be funny to act like I had no idea."

4/04/2007 08:21:00 PM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

I retract my former comments. I am now a fan of her insanity. Dee For Life!!!


4/05/2007 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous dopefiend said...

jesus christ. the image of her pouring jism on her face literally turned my stomach.

4/05/2007 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Vorpal said...

@ dopefiend

I'm too afraid to watch the video. You're right, she is uglier than her drawings. Fatter, too.

But based on Sloofus' change of heart, and the fact that the Internet is ripe with perverts, I think he may have jerked off to it.

4/05/2007 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous dopefiend said...

That's another image I didn't want in my mind!

4/06/2007 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger Rick said...

I take back everything I said before. I thought the cartoon was funny. That was before I saw the YouTube video.


4/07/2007 10:13:00 PM  

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