Hateful Holidays from the Haters!

The Comic Book Haters would like to wish people of all backgrounds, religions and beliefs a very Merry Christmas. As a special present to you, our faithful, we are offering a coupon redeemable for one free atonement applied towards an unjustful act commited against us. To utilize this coupon, simply email us with a description of the offending incident, including the date and time of the transgression. Be sure to include coupon code #CBH10000896756-1AAA9. Must be validated before January 1st; offer not valid outside of continental United States.