Ellis Reaches New Low

Much debate has been running rampant throughout the office of the Comic Book Hater's Podcast Studios. The normally quiet (some have said morose) hallways are abuzz with furor, all over the recent announcement that super-slack writer Warren Ellis will be revamping Marvel's original "New Universe," which was initially shat upon the comic-buying public in the mid 1980s. It seems, although none of the parties involved in the argument are supportive of the comic, no one can agree on exactly how much the forthcoming title will suck. Dubbed the "Newuniversal," it seems that care has already been abandoned, leaving hope lonesome, cold and afraid.