Rise Up and Be Heard by Virtually No One!

The Comic Book Haters, long renowned for their street-corner tirades, are now entering the digital domain with an internet presence. Check out their new forum, where you can register and join in on the nonsense. Consider this a place to voice your disgust for Warren Ellis, Joanna Draper Carlson, and anyone else who pisses you off. It's also the easiest way to get in touch with DJ Sloofus or Schooly G, except for the email links on the side of this page.

While you're at it, don't forget to join the CBH Frappr page, allowing nerds from across the land to locate your home town. This can inevitably lead to uncomfortable situations, especially for those inclined towards the 'Stalking' phenomenon which has been all the rage these past few years. Don't miss out!

Finally, all 'artistes' and children of the pen are invited to submit their interpretations of our patron saint, B.R.O.D.O.K. We're trying to amass as many personal visions of the character as possible before embarking on the mass-media push (currently unscheduled). Keep flooding the CBH offices with your work, fellow believers.