Episode LIV - A Plagued Love
Initial response to the initial "Comic Book Haters versus the Zombies" serial have been overwhelming, to say the least. Though we can't promise a response to each and every query, we would like to at least cast the illusion that most are read. Any missives promising stock options or investment opportunities are most welcome. But we digress. Episodes three and four are in pre-production, but promise to answer the overbearing question on everyone's mind: "Will Our Heroes (and Cappy) decide to go Up, or Down?" As previously stated, none of this will appear in today's episode. But rest assured, there will be plenty of zombie talk this time around. Insert something into this slot to listen in to this nonsense.
posted by The Comic Book Haters at 3:32 PM
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Dear Boys:
Once again, I write to you with bad news. This time, there’s more to discuss than merely running over the usual bullshit. I mean, all the shareholders agree that you two are the single biggest drain on our company. You’re so bad, in fact, that we actually lose money when we write you off. That’s how bad you are. Trust me, it’s terrible.
Regardless, what I’d like to address to you is the fact that, despite the disgusting miasma of your lack of commercial success, the little feedback you do receive simply consists of random curse words strung together. There aren’t even any verbs. Even more disparaging is the fact that it was written with bloody urine. Fortunately, they did leave a return address, so we’re sending the two of you off as part of a special ‘prize package.’ You’ll be carrying fifty dollars in cash into the depths of Derkwater Swamp, to deliver to the winner.
Also, there will be absolutely NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES on this trip.
Sincerely,
The Boss
jesus christ, this is getting worse. the alcohol thing is really got my skin crawling with BUGS! ALL OVER ME! HOLY SHIT, SLOOFUS- HELP ME!!
The response to the Zombies serial have been overwhelming??? What, in a silence is golden kind of way? You guys don't seriously let your mothers listen to this shit do you?
obviously, sir, you are no fan of high art. i say "good day!" to you!
I let YOUR mother listen to it, but I don't think she heard too much with my dick in her ear.
-Sloofus
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