To Soar Amongst the Flyers

With the upcoming summer season, the heart of every true dork turns away from all responsibilities, instead favoring a love unspeakable. Yes, it's convention time, and the Comic Book Haters are giving you a chance to triple your investment, without costing you a single penny. You do the math. Regardless, we submit unto our legion of fans this humble flyer, to be printed and distributed at your lesiure. Should you, perhaps, visit a comic book convention within the unknowable future, think back on the years of entertainment they've given you, and print out a flyer or two. If nothing else, use it to reacquaint yourself with Bill Alger's stunning rendition of the Comic Book Robot. Other desirable locations are comic shops, used record stores, brewpubs, church socials, church anti-socials, anti-social church functions, and other varied events. Grab this link, print some out on someone else's dime (at work, as an obvious example), and enjoy a higher quality of life. A "4-up" variation is forthcoming. Or, more likely, fifth- or sixth-coming.