Comic Book Haters Join Elite Group of Internet Hermits

Finally cowing to popular demand, the world famous Comic Book Haters have joined the elite internet news-site, Myspace. Though the producers were initially hesitant to join the ever-burgeoning internet community, co-host DJ Sloofus cites peer pressure and a lucrative signing bonus as prime incentives. "I can't really talk about the details," he said, "but let's just say that Myspace made it worth our while to join up with them."
The internet is abound with rumor-mongers, speculating just how much cash was involved, but as of press time no definite figures have been announced. Interested parties are urged to check http://www.myspace.com/thecomicbookhaters for an 'inside look.'